It came to the attention of this investigative ruffporter that the New World Order has been training and deploying a task force of Beagles into the hot zone of sectarian violence you and I know as Irack (pronounced Iraq.)
I don't know how yall feel about this, but I for one am ruffing proud that our dogz over seas are finally getting their chance to serve this great nation in its most dire time (since the epic cancelation of FRIENDS.) I'd love for yall to bark back with your opinions on this, unless of course you're a cat loving Muzlum, and in that case you'd better just keep back, before we get yall in the DOG HAUS ( get it? it's german... for HOUSE!.)
Yea Yall it's a wonderful time to be free, especially now that we have fewer liberties then ever to distract us! Man is the leash loose, think about how patriotic it is for these dogs to really pay man back for being best buds after all this time. Darn Yall I guess its safe to say the war on terrier will be swiftly one once we let these dogs out!!
If you want to sign your dog up to blow itself up in the name of U.S. Imperialism then get back to us here at DOGZBLOGZ the #1 site for fair and balanced dog newz.
3 comments:
This is absolutely insane! Dogz should not be sacrificed in an effort to escalate violence in Iraq. Using dogs like dispensible trinkets is appalling, i mean come on they didn't even volunteer to be manipulated like most of the boys/girls over there. Just because they're man's best friend doesn't mean they support our war of attrition, COME ON PEOPLE, WAKE UP!!!!!! If dogs could talk (and I think it's safe to say we all wish they could, but seriously,) they'd tell us to mind our own G-D business and live and let live.
Think long and hard people, and call your congressman about this. Ask yourself .... what would Lassie do?
I totally agree with FREEDOG, this is mayhem...... We need to end this dogshit once and for all. I'm the loving owner of thirteen American Bulldog's and I for one would not sign them up for this godless destruction. We've got to be better then these godless savages, we can't be strapping TNT to our pup's in the name of some JIHAD against cat lovers. As the beacon of freedom and intolerance world wide we need to take a stand against suicide dog bombers in Eerak.
BARK IF YOU HEAR ME. PROPZ TO FREEDOGZ EVERYWHERE
You write very well.
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