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- Jason

Combat Dog Doodies Extended Over-Sea's

Fresh off the wire: Combat Dogs with the K-9th Deployment will hereby be ordered to remain in Iraq and Afghanistan (more like Ruffganistan!) for an additional three months per tour.
The dogs of war are a fierce and feared ground unit whose bite is far more gruesome then their bark and whose service to our Fatherland is surely without measure. When asked how he felt about the news (which came direct from First Dog, Barney the Scottish Terrier,) Sgt. Rott A. Weiller said he felt honored to do his masters barking.
Well there you have it folks, dogs love war! And you should too, unless you hate dogs and America! And we all know only cat lovers hate dogs, and even those freaky pijama's love the good ol'e US a' A!!! LOLZ...



{First Dog Barney shown above at a press conference he hosted this afternoon from the Dog House. Sleuth Dogs from every major publication were there, including Bark Branagan from the New York Bone, and Poodle Sweeney from The Throw Me a Bone Quartlery. Barney hosted some hard to chew queries but all in all the press was calm. Complimentary rawhide was distributed to one and all to reward the obedience.}

1 Samuel 17:43

Did you dawgz realize that DOG spelled backwards is GOD spelled fowards!?!?

I just got back from a handful of wild days and nights in New York City (REALLY!!), so you just know that I got loads of great dogz sightings to report.

Number one on the list is a run in me and a colleauge had with a little schnauzer. We heard him before we saw him. He was making some weird noises behind my back and when I turned around, there he was, being so sweet! Why would a little dog make weird noises? The owner wondered too. He bent down to scope out his snout but didn't seem to find anything. This is a dogz mystery I will be sure to update you on soon.

For the next sighting, I am reminded of this tiny tot I saw 3-7 months ago outside of my colleauge's favorite pizza store. Across the street I spied a little guy no bigger than the curb. He had to climb up on the curb! I don't think he was a baby either. Who would make a dogz that small?

My last update is one of friendship. While navigating the mean streets, a young boy no older than 11 was observed picking up his fuzzy pal and carrying him. Oh, wow!

Dogz are everywhere!

Puppy Night

The other night dogz blogz was over my house for a plethora of puppies (and dogs). We've made incredible leaps in human/dog relations.

PUP-PUP-HORRAY!!!

War Dawgz fur Freedumb!

Hey Yall, Hot Dog here with some barking news from the war front.
It came to the attention of this investigative ruffporter that the New World Order has been training and deploying a task force of Beagles into the hot zone of sectarian violence you and I know as Irack (pronounced Iraq.)

I don't know how yall feel about this, but I for one am ruffing proud that our dogz over seas are finally getting their chance to serve this great nation in its most dire time (since the epic cancelation of FRIENDS.) I'd love for yall to bark back with your opinions on this, unless of course you're a cat loving Muzlum, and in that case you'd better just keep back, before we get yall in the DOG HAUS ( get it? it's german... for HOUSE!.)
Yea Yall it's a wonderful time to be free, especially now that we have fewer liberties then ever to distract us! Man is the leash loose, think about how patriotic it is for these dogs to really pay man back for being best buds after all this time. Darn Yall I guess its safe to say the war on terrier will be swiftly one once we let these dogs out!!
If you want to sign your dog up to blow itself up in the name of U.S. Imperialism then get back to us here at DOGZBLOGZ the #1 site for fair and balanced dog newz.

Smoke DOG

aroo-aroo-OOOOOO!!!


"uhoooooohhh...I'm so hungry I could eat a cat.................


just kidding......I could always eat a cat."

fun for EVERYONE!

hey ya'll, i was searching the web and i came across this great little gadget.
it's a dog USB port, but get this... it HUMPS your computer!!! LOL!
if you don't believe me, check it out yourself:

i think you can buy them on the interweb, they're great for the office, school, or gifts for a special dog lover.
well, that's all for now! R'OVER AND OUT!

Dog... spelled backwards is God. Coincidence? I think not.

Right here, Dawg!

Peekaboo! Sorry there hasn't been many posts lately, but its spring break! I know a lot of ya'll think that means going to Cancun and getting on MTV (what a dream!), but nows the perfect time to get your dog on. This time of year doggies really got it going on and they go barking mad at parties! ( Just a joke! Please, If your dog really is barking mad you should call animal control or consult your vet)




(time for a cat nap. YEAH RIGHT!)

- Jason