Combat Dog Doodies Extended Over-Sea's

Fresh off the wire: Combat Dogs with the K-9th Deployment will hereby be ordered to remain in Iraq and Afghanistan (more like Ruffganistan!) for an additional three months per tour.
The dogs of war are a fierce and feared ground unit whose bite is far more gruesome then their bark and whose service to our Fatherland is surely without measure. When asked how he felt about the news (which came direct from First Dog, Barney the Scottish Terrier,) Sgt. Rott A. Weiller said he felt honored to do his masters barking.
Well there you have it folks, dogs love war! And you should too, unless you hate dogs and America! And we all know only cat lovers hate dogs, and even those freaky pijama's love the good ol'e US a' A!!! LOLZ...



{First Dog Barney shown above at a press conference he hosted this afternoon from the Dog House. Sleuth Dogs from every major publication were there, including Bark Branagan from the New York Bone, and Poodle Sweeney from The Throw Me a Bone Quartlery. Barney hosted some hard to chew queries but all in all the press was calm. Complimentary rawhide was distributed to one and all to reward the obedience.}